sunday

peter said i looked like killer bob
in twin peaks but
i said that was what we called you
though, judging by your reaction,
never to your face

i am having my haircut
sat in underwear in cold bathroom
studying 20 years of grime
in cracks above sink,
fake balkan pop playing,
hair falling, black & white -
less modesty blaise
than a man of a certain age-
around my glass of red wine,
i feel like i am in a romanian film

there is a romanian waitress at oregano
called lavinia
her favourite actor is steven segal

i'll get furballs drinking this