my home village

i come from a small wiltshire village in which they hold an annual scarecrow competition. i quite like this example from 2004's rich crop.

locum

why does it always rain on your day off?

check this out: http://montchan.blogspot.com/2006/09/i-cant-say-it-out-loud-see-for.html

sunday

peter said i looked like killer bob
in twin peaks but
i said that was what we called you
though, judging by your reaction,
never to your face

i am having my haircut
sat in underwear in cold bathroom
studying 20 years of grime
in cracks above sink,
fake balkan pop playing,
hair falling, black & white -
less modesty blaise
than a man of a certain age-
around my glass of red wine,
i feel like i am in a romanian film

there is a romanian waitress at oregano
called lavinia
her favourite actor is steven segal

i'll get furballs drinking this

goodbye yellow brick road

we are being evicted! it's really happening. mid-feb. so if you wanna visit you'd better book quick!!!!

zebra slippers

a good day

i have just dyed my hair black and bought some zebra slippers