the sultan's elephant

OH MY GOD it was captivatingly, breathtakingly, totally amazing. i haven't seen anything like it before. there was a 30ft girl strolling around london with a time-travelling elephant escorted by the strong musical pulse of their accompanying band. they met up occasionally and went their separate ways. she gave rides to little girls on her arms and he sprayed the crowd with water. the sultan came and greeted us and his dancing ladies did their thing. all over the past four days. they met for the last time at horseguards parade where she left in the spaceship she had arrived in and he prepared to time travel away. fabulous. oh and i saw rolf there too!